Why He’s Hot:
- Ummpphhh. Why the fuck isn’t he hot?! Look at him! He’s a Sex God.
- His arms. I mean his entire body is amazing, but his arms especially. *Squueezzeee*. Can you imagine those around you? Lifting you up? Holding you down? Of course you can.
- He can sing, dance, and act. Sooo…he can serenade you, twirl you around the room and then pretend to be Wolverine and fuck you in the coat closet really quickly and roughly because you know, you’re Jean Gray-Summers and Cyclops will be home in 15 minutes.
- Fuck The Scruff (literally? yes, please), this man rocks a beard like nobody’s business.
- He’s Australian. That accent and that slang and that perma-tan and that all around awesomeness which seem to be just a birthright to all native born Australians? Is fucking hot.
Why He’s Hot:
- That smile. Seriously, if this doesn’t make you want the guy in the pants, you need to get your mind checked.
- His body. No really, have you seen it? Those legs in skinny jeans. Best thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of gazing at. And don’t forget his nose piercing. Oh, and those arms aren’t bad either. It’s like he was sculpted by a higher power to be one fine sex machine. There’s no other explanation for that kind of perfection.
- He plays bass and he’s a badass. Just look at that stance. Pure sex.
- Those tattoos. Get real, who doesn’t find tattoos down right sexy? That’s what I thought. No one.
- His personality. Need I say more? That voice, face, smile, laugh. Everything about him causes uncontrollable lust deep within your body.
Why He’s Hot:
- Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to Matt Nicholls, drummer for the British band Bring Me The Horizon. Now. LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE. I think that’s all that really needs to be said about that.
- HE PLAYS DRUMS. You know what that means? He knows how to keep a beat. And he has rhythm. And he’s good at banging things. Like women.
- Have you seen his BODY? I mean, that drumming’s done some good for his arms. Oh, and don’t get me started on his hip bones. Has your vagina turned into Niagara Falls yet? If not, this should help. Oh, and his incredibly cute butt. What? Um, Oli Sykes who?
- The kid’s a straight-up goofball. Oh, and did I mention he’s British? ‘Cause he’s British. If that doesn’t have your panties dripping then you obviously have problems and you should really see a professional about that. Just imagine that voice talking dirty in your ear. Spontaneous orgasm? Thought so.
- THERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF HE HAS A LARGE PENIS. HOW ABOUT this. Now how about that? In your bed?
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